Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 1
Is constant unceasing class warfare ruining your skin?
Okay Tumblr, on Friday I need to dress up 90s themed, and I need ideas! So far I’ve got:
- Lisa from The Simpsons
- Barney the Purple Dinosaur
- A tamagotchi
- Richard O’Brien from The Chrystal Maze
- Baywatch girl
- Banas in Pyjamas
- Britney Spears a la Oops I Did It Again
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- A troll doll
- Jessie from Toy Story
- Father Ted
- Fireman Sam
- Danger Mouse
- A furbie
- Bop it
- Lara Croft
- Mr Blobby
- A floppy disk
I really really hope the twins in my year go as Mary Kate and Ashley.
What should I go with? And any better ideas?
186 photos of the sunset merged into one image using the lighten layer-blending mode in photoshop. I like the pattern in the clouds created from the interval between shots.
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
And here is the good news nested inside the bad: Many of you, most of you, are about to make that journey. You will go from being the best-informed, most engaged students at one of the finest universities around to being the person who brings coffee to people, or a Steak n Shake waiter, as I once was. Whether you’re a basketball player or a pharmacist or a software designer, you’re about to be a rookie. Your parents’ long-asked questions—what exactly does one DO with a degree in anthropology—will become a matter of sudden and profound relevance. Your student loans will come due and you will need a very good answer for why exactly you went to college, which answer you will have a hard time coming by as you sit at your job, provided you are lucky enough to find a job, and suffer the indignity of people calling you by the wrong name or, if you are forced to wear a name tag, people calling you by the right name too often.
That is the true hero’s errand—strength to weakness. And because you went to college, you will be more alive to the experience, better able to contextualize it and maybe even find the joy and wonder hidden amid the dehumanizing drudgery.
This is so great. I wish my speaker (can’t remember who he was, but he was bad) had told me these things.
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
Oh my fucking god so confused
hoping they will train me in the art
of opening up
|—||The Student, Shane Koyczan (via weedbrain)|
Why Merry Poppins is one of my all-time favorite movies.
Why can’t you spell one of your all time favourite movies
My banana looks like Matt Smith